By Izzy M
We love spaghetti bolognese, cheesey pasta, meatballs & pasta...pretty much anything pasta actually!
I bet you do too! ..anyway here's a simple quick recipe to make with an adult, really simple really quick, & something you can practise cooking yourself.... if you can make this then making similar spag bol will be very familiar to you!
Give it a try.
just remember, clean hands, clean work surfaces & concentrate when practising your kitchen skills,
HAving trouble understanding Map reading ( current badgework) ?? never mind play some map games instead!
There are more map reading games to play BUT this one is our favourite, (after which map reading may be a lot simpler for you)!
It's all found in our links page....with extra help! ..so what are you waiting for, co-ordinates!??
Try this afterwards to get used to map symbols (it's another game) ...have fun, (& learn too)! http://mapzone.ordnancesurvey.co.uk/mapzone/gamespages/mystery-island.html
As times change & different packs do meetings differently to others, when a cub is "made-up" & chosen to represent their pack as a sixer, what does it mean & what are you meant to do????
Here is a downloadable form which you might want to read, print out & keep on you until you know what your role is...
If in doubt ask a leader, or offer help to a leader.
The next link will be helpful to a parent or adult carer who should read the page in order to understand what has been recognised of their child & what may be asked, expected or encouraged within this position. possibly interpreting, explaining & encouraging & reminding a new sixer what it should mean both in & outside of cub meetings!
As an older Cub, your Akela & pack leaders "hope" you will be helpful & a positive influence upon others within your six & pack. ..this is your chance to shine!
Next time there's some cheap fruit in the reduced section of the supermarket why not prepare for this make it up as you go along recipe!?
It may be October, but that doesn't stop us eating ice lollies & ice cream after we've finished our tea!
Q: What goes Ha-ha-ha-ha!, thud!!! and keeps laughing?
A: A monster laughing it’s head off!
Tim: What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher?
Tim: Lots of blood tests!
Eddie: What do you call a vampire that lives in a kitchen?
Eddie: Count Spatula.
A photographer goes to a haunted castle determined to get a picture of a ghost. The ghost he encounters turns out to be friendly and poses for a snapshot. The happy photographer dashes to his studio, develops the film and…learns that the photos are underexposed and completely blank.
Moral to the story: The spirit is willing, but the flash is weak.
Jake: Why couldn’t the ghost see its mum and dad?
Philip: I don’t know.
Jake: Because they were trans-parents!
Brandon: Which ghost is the best dancer?
Nolan: I don’t know.
Brandon: The Boogie Man!
Everett: What’s a ghoul’s favorite game?
Jerry: Why do ghosts like to ride in elevators?
Jerry: It raises their spirits.
Joshua: What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Tim: What is a ghost’s favorite dessert?
Tim: Booberry pie.
Tom: What’s a ghost’s favorite room?
Jerry: I dunno.
Tom: The living room!
Aidan: What is a werewolf’s favorite Cub Scout event?
Aidan: Pack meetings, of course!
A book never written: “Ghost Hunting” by E. Gadd.
Jess: Why don’t ghosts like rain?
Jess: It dampens their spirits!
Race: What is a goblin’s favorite cheese?
Nathan: What is it?
Joker: Why did the monster’s mother knit him three socks?
Harvey: I have no clue.
Joker: She heard he grew another foot!
Two monsters went to a party. Suddenly one said to the other, “A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?”
“Be a gentleman and roll them back to her.”
Jack: Who do monsters buy their cookies from?
Jack: The Ghoul Scouts.
Sam: What is Dracula’s favorite circus act?
Ethan: Tell me.
Sam: He always goes for the juggler!
Dale: What do you do if you want to learn more about Dracula?
Gayle: You join his fang club.
Bill: What can you say about a horrible mummy joke?
Bill: It Sphinx!
Chris: What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
Taylor: I have no idea.
Chris: A necktarine!
Gracie: Why do vampires need mouthwash?
Gracie: Because they have bat breath.
A book never written: “Did a Vampire Bite Me?” by Chick Yerneck.
Bruce: What is a vampire’s favorite dance?
Kevin: I don’t know. What?
Bruce: The Fang-Dango.
Trent: Why are vampires so easy to fool?
Trent: Because they’re suckers.
Q: What is a Mummies’ favorite type of dance music?
Q: Why aren’t there more famous skeletons?
A: They’re a bunch of no bodies!
Q: What do little trees say on Halloween?
A: Twig or treat!
Q: Why do ghosts and demons get along so well?
A: Because demons are a ghosts best friend forever!
Q: What do birds give out on Halloween?
Q: How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
A: With a orange pumpkin patch!
Q: How do you know your doctor is a vampire?
A: He draws your blood from your neck with a straw!
Q: Why do witches need to wear name tags?
A: So, they would know which witch is which!
Q: What is the largest building in Transylvania?
A: The Vampire State Building!
Q: What do you do with a very green monster?
A: Wait until it ripens!
Q: Why doesn’t anyone like Count Dracula?
A: He’s a real pain in the neck!
Q: Why did the witches have to cancel their rounders game?
A: Because they ran out of bats!
Q: What do you call a man who tricks ladies into his place and turns them into ghastly freaks?
A: A 1980′s hairdresser!
Q: How many witches does it take to change a LED light bulb?
A: Depends on what you want to change it into!!
Q: When does a spooky skeleton laugh?
A: When something tickles his funny bone!
Q: Who did the scary ghost invite to his party?
A: Any old friend he could dig up!
Q: What does a cute baby bat say before going to bed?
A: Turn on the dark! I’m afraid of the light!
Q: Do spooky scary monsters eat hot popcorn with their fingers?
A: NO, they eat some poor guys fingers separately!
Q: How do you upset a blood sucking vampire?
A: Go to his house and install a large skylight!
Q: Why can’t mummies go on vacation?
A: Because they’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind!
Q: How do vampires invite each other out for lunch?
A: Do you want to go for a bite?
Q: What kind of shoes do baby ghosts wear?
Q: What do you get when you cross a super computer with a bloody sucking vampire?
A: A know-it-all, that’s really a pain in the neck!
Q: What did one old witch say to other when she asked for a ride?
A: There’s always broom for one more!
Q: What did the scary witch do when her broomstick broke?
A: She had to witch-hike!
Q: What’s the true ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi!
Q: How do you rid a horror-able ghost from your home?
A: Ask him to split the bills!
Q: What is Count Dracula’s blood type?
A: The same as his lunch, bright red!
Q: What is a vampire’s pet peeve?
A: A Tourniquet!
Q: What do you get if you cross sleeping beauty & Dracula?
A: A vampire that never gets up!
Q: What does Dracula say when introduced to someone new?
A: Hello, pleased to be eat you!
Q: What is the best way to talk to Count Dracula?
A: By bat phone!
Q: What does a ghost swim in?
A: DEAD sea water!
Q: What kind of roads do young ghosts haunt?
A: DEAD ENDS!
Q: Why are black cats such good singers?
A: They’re very meeewsical!
Q: Why did Dracula move to England?
A: Cause he want some royal blood!
Q: How do vampires get around on Halloween night?
A: By blood vessels!
Q: Why did the vampire get fired from the blood bank?
A: He was caught drinking on the job!
Q: What do skeletons say before eating?
A: Bone Appetit!
Q: Why didn’t the Jack-O-Lantern go to the dance?
A: He wasn’t lit and didn’t have a match!
Q: Why couldn’t the mummy answer the phone?
A: Because she was all wrapped up!
Q: How can you tell if a vampire has a horrible cold?
A: By his deep loud coffin!
Q: What kind of fruit do vampires like?
A: Juicy neckterines!
Q: What did one thirst vampire say to the other as they were passing the morgue?
A: Let’s stop in for a cool one!
Q: What did the witch’s kid want for Christmas?
A: A haunted dollhouse!
Q: What type of art do skeletons like?
Q: What did the skeleton say while riding his giant vintage motorcycle?
A: I’m bone to be wild!
Q: Mummy, why do all the other kids call me a hairy werewolf?
A: Now stop talking about that and brush your face!
Q: Where does a young model ghost go to get her hair done?
A: To the BOOty parlor!
Q: What does a ghost put on her breakfast cereal in the morning?
A: A few boonanas and booberries!
Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite feast of the year?
A: Fangsgiving Day dinner!
Q: When do witches like to cook their victims?
A: On Fry-Day!
Q: What do you call two witches living together?
Q: What does a witch ask for when she is staying in a hotel?
A: Fast broom service!
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the Halloween party?
A: It had no body to dance with!
Q: What’s a spooky ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?
A: The roller ghoster!
Q: What did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?
A: Don’t spook until your spooken too!
Q: What kind of clothes do the coolest zombies wear?
A: Decay NY!
Q: Why do manly ghosts have so much trouble dating?
A: Women can see right through them!
Q: Why shouldn’t you try to hug a spooky ghost?
A: Because all you get is a couple of handfuls of sheet!
Q: What did the full moon vampire say to the other full moon vampire?
A: See you next month!
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